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		<title>Attack of the Class Guilt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know he doesn&#8217;t mean to, but Ale can make me feel like such an asshole sometimes.  Maybe it&#8217;s the insane cultural differences, but there are times when talking to him makes me feel like I don&#8217;t deserve to consider myself Marxist. Or &#8220;human being&#8221; for that matter.
A lot of it has to do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/05/01/attack-of-the-class-guilt/</link>
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		<title>The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you always wanted to see the editors of The Man Blog do something besides be fat, mean, and manly?  Did you know that rock music is the evil spawn of Satan?  Would you like to get your face melted off by overripe yellow bananas of awesome?  
If your answer to all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/04/25/the-banana-gangbang-rock-festival/</link>
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		<title>Return to Anawangin Cove: The Non-Vacation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had been to Anawangin Cove only once and had a great time despite never having gone camping before.  Of course the last time I was there, I was also with experienced campers, a car, a cooler, and had answers to questions like, &#8220;What&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221; and &#8220;How are we going to keep the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/04/22/return-to-anawangin-cove-the-non-vacation/</link>
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		<title>The Medical Industry Is After My Money</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s realization: doctors are the best salespeople for the pharmaceutical industry. They capitalize on people&#8217;s fears of sickness and they do it well, because with ten years of med school (with diplomas on the wall for proof) and a white coat, anyone will believe what they say about your health.  Or lack of it. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/04/14/the-medical-industry-is-after-my-money/</link>
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		<title>Online Stalking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because I needed something to fill the gap of your absence, I typed your name on the Google search bar and waited for the search results to appear in five&#8230;four&#8230;three&#8230;two&#8230;one.   Dangerous territory.   I half-hoped half-feared that a Google search of your name would yield a blog your goldfish memory might have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/04/02/online-stalking/</link>
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		<title>Birfday Presents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Technically I&#8217;m not 22 yet since I was born at around 6 pm, but that didn&#8217;t stop the birfday luff from piling up.  I spent the last hours of my 21st year pigging out at Mr. Kabab with Anne, Bim, Fritz, and Ade, then everyone except Ade stayed with me til past midnight.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/03/25/birfday-presents/</link>
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		<title>Hideous Photos from my (Post) Childhood</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Lauren and I am going to waste the next ten minutes of your life with pictures of myself. Earlier this evening, I was looking through a box of old photos and discovered that I used to be jaw-droppingly ugly ten years ago.  Which is not to say that I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/03/21/hideous-photos-from-my-post-childhood/</link>
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		<title>Social relevance. I hasz it!</title>
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A couple of days ago, I made a blog called Intellectual Wank.  I figured I needed a place to flesh out my ideas on Academic Things, Social Issues, and The World In General.  Visit it plz kthx.
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		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/03/15/social-relevance-i-hasz-it/</link>
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		<title>Anne&#8217;s Sakura Tattoo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish this was me talking about my (non-existent) tattoo but nope, this post is about someone else&#8217;s experience.  Yesterday, Anne woke up to me sleeping on her couch downstairs because I got to her place way too early for her tattoo appointment.  She&#8217;s been meaning to get a sakura (cherry blossom) branch [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/03/09/cherry-blossom-tattoo/</link>
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		<title>This &#8220;Girlfriend&#8221; Thing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Reading RJ Ledesma&#8217;s Lies My Yaya Should Have Told Me (which is really more about dating rather than, well, lies my yaya should have told me) made me feel immensely relieved about being fished of the murky waters that is the local dating pool.   A little over a month ago I got myself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laurganism.com/2008/02/08/this-girlfriend-thing/</link>
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