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Technically I’m not 22 yet since I was born at around 6 pm, but that didn’t stop the birfday luff from piling up. I spent the last hours of my 21st year pigging out at Mr. Kabab with Anne, Bim, Fritz, and Ade, then everyone except Ade stayed with me til past midnight. Spent the morning alternating between sleeping and spending time with Ale, and right now I’m alternating between watching him sleep and admiring all the lovely presents I got because I don’t feel like doing anything productive.

Everyone at The Man Blog sent me birthday greetings a day early, but Ade and Baddie win at the most awesome birthday presents ever.

Don Adriano de Maraña y Defibrillator Nom Nom Nom

So yeah, advance happy birthday! For your birthday, I give you:

Señor Unibrow the Turd

Happy birthday, LOLen! I know Ade already gave you an Alodia doll, but I’m giving you another so you can make them kiss each other.

La Puta Madre Hohobag

SQUEEEEEEE! Oh. My. God. How did you know that I was Alodia’s NUMBER ONE FAN? Did it have something to do with this thread I started, which you guys had to lock because the lolz got lamer and lamer? The thread about the ONLY existing Alodia figurine in the world? The one that sold for the absolutely reasonable price of Php 12,000? And you guys got me TWO of them! So sweet! I don’t even want to think about how you guys are probably going to die from the lack of food or beer or both within the month because now you don’t have money left for anything else. But that just shows how much you love me and my frivolous endeavors, rite? You guys are the bestest. Mwahugz.

Ahh, fun tiems at The Man Blog forums.

I was supposed to get a trip to Hong Kong from my parents but my travel buddy couldn’t make it, so I guess I’m not opening presents from them today. But that’s all right when I’m getting free rent, electricity, food, and tuition from them for the next two years. Not to mention a birthday dinner tonight and a party on Saturday!

Yep, I’m feeling teh luff. <3