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Win a Free Ticket to Avenue Q and a Date with Me!

Monday Sep 3, 2007

A random idea is random! Depending on the responses I get, this could either be a fun, unconventional way of meeting new people or a fast ticket to blogosphere loserdom.

Do you want to be more awesome and watch Avenue Q before everyone else can? Do you want to be even more awesome and watch Avenue Q before everyone else with a hot girl? Well now is your chance to make that happen!

What the hell?

I have an extra ticket to the Thursday (Sept. 6) show of Avenue Q, courtesy of the awesome Anton. It shall be at the RCBC Plaza Makati, 7 pm. And I want you to go with me!


Date me? No? kkz.

Srsly? How?

It’s very simple! If you are a single male blogger between the ages of 21-29 based in the Philippines (sry, I don’t have the funds to fly you out here :P), all you have to do is answer a very easy question: Why should Lauren watch Avenue Q with me?

So as to avoid bias or whatever, I am letting my best friend Kristel pick out my date for me. She doesn’t scare easy so feel free to answer the question in any way you want. (Hint: we’re both suckers for self-deprecating humor. Especially me.)

E-mail your answers to an.obliteration@gmail.com with the following information listed below.

- Your name
- Your blog URL
- Your cellphone number and YM handle
- A photo of yourself if your blog doesn’t have one
- Subject of the e-mail should be “Lauren’s Avenue Q Contest” so Kristel doesn’t get confused.
- Again, you MUST answer the question: Why should Lauren watch Avenue Q with me?

Deadline of all contest submissions is at 4:00 pm, September 5. Teh winner shall be contacted through text and/or YM.


This guy could be you!

So what’s the catch?

I shall only be asking two things from the winner:
1) Show up on time
2) Write a review of Avenue Q in your blog. You don’t really have to say that you watched it with me, although a mention would be kind of nice. :P
3) Number three is optional but it would be much appreciated. Please don’t be creepy afterwards?

Oh, and I don’t actually have the tickets with me right now. Anton says to just kind of show up at the RCBC Theater at 7 pm. So if it turns out that there are no free tickets, or there’s just one free ticket and none for you, I’m buying you dinner. You pick where (but nowhere expensive, k?).


I’m harmless! Really!

But why should I go on a date with you?

1) I’m very easy to talk to. As long as you have a triple-digit IQ and can speak the English language fluently, I think we’ll get along fine. I can spew word vomit on a variety of topics – music, movies, books, philosophy, the environmental problems plaguing the state of Montana. Alternately, I’m also a very good listener. But be warned–I can smell bullshit from a mile away.

2) I’m low-maintenance and independent. Don’t have a car? No problem – I can hop on a train or hail a cab and meet you wherever.

3) I’m not that creepy. If I have a good time, you don’t need to worry about waking up to 25 missed calls and 10 text messages from me where I swear my undying love to you and insist that our children be named Talulah and Amadeus.

So go! Send those emails! Now! It’ll be fun. Promise. xD

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41 Comments »

Comment by Ria Jose
2007-09-03 21:34:22

I’m jealous. I wish I had free tickets to somewhere for my Date Me thing. Good luck!!! Hope you have a good one.

 
Comment by Larry
2007-09-03 21:42:47

you really did it. have you no shame?? lol i kid, i kid.

i would give this a shot but.. you know. it would be pointless considering how that other plan worked out lol

 
Comment by fruityoaty
2007-09-03 22:02:34

Well, I suppose it’s not any different than putting out an ad in a newspaper ads section, hehe… or signing up for those dating sites on the Net.

Kudos to your… ehrr, kickass bravery, LOL. Umm, hopefully you don’t get stuck with anyone creepy.

You should’ve also included “Your picture” as a requirement, hehe… just in case his blog doesn’t have a picture anywhere on it.

 
Comment by the jester-in-exile
2007-09-03 22:08:47

tickets to the theater and free dinner courtesy of an attractive young women? only a loser would refuse!

ah, if only i were not swamped with work and school — and i wasn’t pals with your mom yet :wink:

 
Comment by Pete
2007-09-03 22:34:56

Considering that I entered before you put up the blatantly discriminatory restriction on international entries, I see it as only fair that my entry is still considered valid.

Racist!

 
Comment by 1217713
2007-09-03 22:42:37

I would have liked to see Avenue Q pero ang dami mong requirements eeeeeeeeeeh. Hahaha.

 
Comment by Derek
2007-09-04 00:21:37

Damn the Pacific Ocean! Damn the Pacific Ocean!

 
Comment by boyutal
2007-09-04 06:17:24

aba ok to ah. :wink:

Me suggestion lang ako. I-request mo na gumawa ng parang introduction video yung mga potential dates mo tapos ipaupload mo sa YouTube.

o di ba? para maging kwela. ^_^

 
Comment by Pau
2007-09-04 06:37:08

This I gotta see! I can’t enter the contest because I’ve already bought tickets. Also, I’m married. But you have to promise to post pictures of your date.

 
Comment by Cometh
2007-09-04 10:16:05

Cool, good luck on the date thing…. =p

 
Comment by Ulrich
2007-09-04 10:45:10

- Your name (Ulrich)
- Your blog URL (www.2girlsAndaDick.com)
- Your cellphone number and YM handle (0917-my-nuts, imawhore@yahoo.com)
- A photo of yourself if your blog doesn’t have one (i look like the love child if a kangaroo and penguin mated)
- Subject of the e-mail should be “Lauren’s Avenue Q Contest” so Kristel doesn’t get confused. (let’s change it to… Ulrich’s ‘back-alley’ avenue?)
- Again, you MUST answer the question: Why should Lauren watch Avenue Q with me? (because i don’t change my clothes, never took a shower in my life, and oh i know how to fuck myself)

 
Comment by Lauren
2007-09-04 10:56:38

Fuck you Ulrich. You’re never there for me when I need you. I hate you. I think we should break up.

 
Comment by Fritz
2007-09-04 11:56:25

RCBC is just a spit away from my work place. I met all your requirements, huzzah! Except for that tiny bit on age. Bummer.

 
Comment by RJ
2007-09-04 12:18:18

*is n9*

:(

 
Comment by RJ
2007-09-04 12:19:51

wow, pano naging ‘n9′ yan? Stupid keyboard…

*is 19*

how sad.

 
Comment by MacySoPretty
2007-09-04 12:37:51

T*ngina, I want the ticket! Why is it only for men? What a sexist whore! Bwahaha. :twisted: I likey like it! It’s subtle men buying! Now if I could only pull my lazy ass to work first, then I can start selling myself online too. Haha. :cool:

 
Comment by Lauren
2007-09-04 12:56:38

@boyutal I think my requirements are already scary enough as it is. Haha.

@fruityoaty Good idea! Haha I did that just now. :D

@Pete Fly to Manila and I’ll take you! I haven’t spoken to you in ages dude.

@Derek I knoes. :(

@RJ But you’re into comics! You seem cool. :D

@Fritz How old are you anyways? You don’t seem that young. Or that old.

@Macy HAHAHAH! I’m sick of girls. Stop sleeping and start working!

 
Comment by ems
2007-09-04 16:22:24

my boyfriend and I are planning to watch it cos he got free tickets too…

 
Comment by RJ
2007-09-04 19:43:00

But I’m still outside the age requirement though :p

 
Comment by jaywalker
2007-09-04 21:48:02

This is tempting

Can geeks with self esteem issues and social anxiety problems apply?

 
Comment by Lauren
2007-09-04 22:01:17

Haha sure! :D

 
Comment by Peter Hay
2007-09-04 22:07:41

Lauren never said anything about the tickets being free…….. cheapskate! And to think I was considering braving the trip across the aussie continent before a quick dip in the Timor sea, through SE asia, and arriving in Manila for Thursday night…

 
Comment by joyfulchicken
2007-09-04 22:50:39

Oh wow! Singing puppets! I like :grin:

 
Comment by rOckY
2007-09-05 04:13:24

WOW – this like totally upgrades you beyond passive sociability! LOL

I’d kill for a ticket (or two…or five) more than the date – you understand where I’m coming from, right? You’re just not the right, um, gender, haha.

Good luck with your contest! Hope you meet someone nice.

I expect to watch this will all my queer friends as soon as we can raise ridiculous amounts of cash, haha.

 
Comment by ian
2007-09-05 08:26:56

cool.. i wanna watch avenue q! i had the cd b4.. the songs are soooo catchy.. anyways, cant wait for your blog entry of your experience!

 
Comment by Tj Cafuir
2007-09-05 12:55:46

Lauren, do you drink and smoke a lot? If yes, I’ll join… lol

 
Comment by Lauren
2007-09-05 13:26:48

@Rocky What can I say, I get crazy ideas every now and then. xD Go go watch! I’m really looking forward to it. :D

@Ian Tickets are kinda pricey but I would definitely watch even if I didn’t get them for free. Of course free is a lot nicer. :D

@TJ lolz as a matter of fact I do! Well I smoke way more than I drink, but same diff. :P

 
Comment by Jozzua
2007-09-05 14:58:45

What the? Now that’s a blog post. Good luck with the dates Lauren.

 
Comment by Riz
2007-09-05 16:25:26

WHO WON WHO WON??! TELL!! :)

 
Comment by Mia
2007-09-06 09:58:53

I got to watch tech-dress. It was cute! :D

That date better treat you right, that’s my hood yo. xP *snaps-snaps!*

 
Comment by Daniel Ted
2007-09-06 12:24:52

Damn, just got here TODAY and the contest’s up and gone. I would have loved a date with a hot girl with a hot tongue like ya. That is if you had chosen me of course. But you are open to other dates aside from this contest of your’s eh? Are you? I would love to apply for a date with ya. That is if you find mentally-slow and facially-challenged guys like me acceptable and worth a minute of your time(with seafood and probably adobong aso on our dinner table.) Eh? I gotta go, my throat’s burning with my rabid saliva. Ah, the burn….you burn me.

 
Comment by Rich Puzon
2007-09-06 14:12:34

You’re too cute. Has anybody told you that you’re the splitting image of Rachelle Ann Go?

I’m watching Avenue Q too, but my girlfriend and I got tickets for a later date. Great blog.

 
Comment by alohapenny
2007-09-06 20:06:10

that’s today!! who won??

 
Comment by RJ
2007-09-07 13:51:14

Is it too late to submit my entry? Pak da age gap!

 
Comment by Exene
2007-09-08 06:17:08

Shit why aren’t I a guy and living in manila right now. I guess I’m just going to save up money and watch avenue q over here.

 
Comment by eastcoastdweller
2007-09-09 06:14:57

Sorry that whole thing didn’t work out for You! But that was one lucky guy in your video clip — why on earth did he duck from Your playful puff?

 
Comment by rolly07
2007-10-04 08:35:50

Hey, Lauren! First time I read your blog and I’m kinda hooked. Just like with your mom’s blog. I was lookin’ for your blog and luckily I found it inside the pages of Sunday Inquirer Magazine.

Great idea to get a date. I almost tried this once in my Friendster blog to have someone watch The Simpsons Movie with me but I backed out at the last minute due to financial constraints. Hehe….:grin:

 
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